A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
But he let those kids go down that hill with one hanging off of a toy car that is meant for a flat surface? They could have hit a bump and sent her flying and breaking something. While almost hurting another child they knew was at the bottom of the hill. Dumbass Dad, stupid fucking Dad, what the fuck.
Mr. Toad better remember to stay hydrated.